A-Rod Should Be Happy About The Hip

March 10, 2009

LAS VEGAS, NV (March 10, 2009) – So I’m watching Roy Oswalt pitch Sunday night for the American team in the WBC.

I didn’t really pay much attention to how he was pitching. Sure, he was a little rusty with his breaking and off-speed stuff. That forced him to rely on the fast-ball; though it was decent the The Chavezes (my nickname) were able to hit him pretty good.

But that wasn’t what I was thinking about.

Instead I kept saying to myself, “A-Rod is lucky.”

Remember a month or so ago when the A-Rod juicing flap began. Oswalt admitted he was angry. A-Rod had hit him pretty good in interleague play. In short, Oswalt said that A-Rod played unfairly and my have taken money out of his pocket.

Think about it. If a pitcher gets bonuses based on wins and A-Rod has hit a few dingers off you to win some games, then you could be might steamed. Then again, A-Rod’s homers don’t mean anything since they’re usually in April or May when the game is already decided.

But if I’m a pitcher and that has happened to me, I might do something about it next time I face A-Fraud. Speaking of Roid Frauds, isn’t that what Rocket Clemens would do? Hey if he’s willing to decapitate Piazza for crowding the plate, imagine what he would do if he thought you were stealing from him?

Maybe when A-Rod returns, he may have something more than a hip to worry about.

Written by John Daly Sports · Filed Under Baseball 

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